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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

"That was fun. We have to rememberwe like doing that." "We should bowl more. Why don't we...

"That was fun. We have to remember
we like doing that." "We should bowl more. Why don't we bowl?" If it were up to me,
I'd bowl once a week. You too, yeah?

Full Transcript

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"That was fun. We have to remember we like doing that."
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"We should bowl more. Why don't we bowl?"
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If it were up to me, I'd bowl once a week. You too, yeah?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:08
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
He always turns the lights on - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He always turns the lights on
Finally, he's like, "Why are you so shy? I love your body. All your scars." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Finally, he's like, "Why are you so shy? I love yo...
And I was like, "Oh." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And I was like, "Oh."
My husband actually just said these words to me before we had sex. He said, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
My husband actually just said these words to me before we ha...
"Do I need you to?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
"Do I need you to?"
Can't talk dirty to each other anymore. We know each other too well. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Can't talk dirty to each other anymore. We know each ot...
You know, I'm like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
You know, I'm like,
"I want you to come all over..." "No, you don't. No." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
"I want you to come all over..." "No, you don...
You know, I'm always like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You know, I'm always like,
It used to be called Asperger's, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
It used to be called Asperger's,
Can we please love Jews? There aren't that many of us left. Okay? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Can we please love Jews? There aren't that many of us l...
And getting diagnosed has been so helpful to our family and to him, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
And getting diagnosed has been so helpful to our family and ...
Making his life better, our life better, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
Making his life better, our life better,
Because he's my favorite person in the whole fucking world, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Because he's my favorite person in the whole fucking wo...
People don't know much about autism. They hear and go, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
People don't know much about autism. They hear and go,
"Should we drop a bunch of straws on the floor and... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
"Should we drop a bunch of straws on the floor and...
I'm like, "Yeah, fuck it. Do it. Might be fun. I don't know." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
I'm like, "Yeah, fuck it. Do it. Might be fun. I d...
Being diagnosed, getting tested, just... it's helped us so much. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Being diagnosed, getting tested, just... it's helped us...
Like, I understand his behavior now. You know? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Like, I understand his behavior now. You know?
Like, when someone's in the middle of a long, boring story, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Like, when someone's in the middle of a long, boring st...