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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

There are no studies.But if your dick curves slightly one way, they got you, bro!

There are no studies.
But if your dick curves slightly one way, they got you, bro!

Full Transcript

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There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one way,
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they got you, bro!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:09
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way! - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way!
Wanted to lose those last three pounds, am I right, ladies? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Wanted to lose those last three pounds, am I right, ladies?
It was a big surgery. They took out my uterus, they found cysts in my ovaries. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
It was a big surgery. They took out my uterus, they found cy...
But the craziest thing they found - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
But the craziest thing they found
It's such a fun New York moment right after that surgery. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
It's such a fun New York moment right after that surger...
I was walking around feeling sorry for myself, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was walking around feeling sorry for myself,
One of them recognized me and goes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:15
One of them recognized me and goes,
He goes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He goes,
"You should get it back!" I'm like, "That's not..." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:16
"You should get it back!" I'm like, "Tha...
The only way I can describe how much better I feel, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
The only way I can describe how much better I feel,
And the one grandpa gets the golden ticket - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
And the one grandpa gets the golden ticket
We had a medical emergency in the audience last weekend on the road. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
We had a medical emergency in the audience last weekend on t...
It was very strange. I learned a lot about my crowd. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
It was very strange. I learned a lot about my crowd.
It was in the balcony. This guy was having a seizure. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
It was in the balcony. This guy was having a seizure.
I didn't follow up. But I'm assuming, you know, I would have heard. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I didn't follow up. But I'm assuming, you know, I ...
This is when I learned about my crowd, because I was like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
This is when I learned about my crowd, because I was like,
So I'm like, okay, "Nurses!" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
So I'm like, okay, "Nurses!"
They're like, "We're not on-call. Fuck you!" I was like, "Fair." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
They're like, "We're not on-call. Fuck you!&q...
I really couldn't... couldn't sleep after that. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I really couldn't... couldn't sleep after that.
Whenever I say that, somebody is like, "Have you tried melatonin?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Whenever I say that, somebody is like, "Have you tried ...