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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

We all have somelittle secret insecurity, right? Like

We all have some
little secret insecurity, right? Like

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We all have some little secret insecurity, right? Like...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:58
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. Not a big deal. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Very last minute. We think we were a last-minute fill-in. No...
We never met him before. Right before we go in, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
We never met him before. Right before we go in,
"From who?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:21
"From who?"
I was glad she gave me a heads-up, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I was glad she gave me a heads-up,
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
In ten seconds in his house, I would have been like,
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren't necessary, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Sometimes people give you a heads-up for things that aren�...
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Someone will be, like, "Okay, and he's Black."...
Or, "And she's gay." "Oh, should I eat her out?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Or, "And she's gay." "Oh, should I eat h...
He says, "Hey, great to meet you. No shaking hands. Covid." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
He says, "Hey, great to meet you. No shaking hands. Cov...
I said, "Sure, yeah. Great." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
I said, "Sure, yeah. Great."
People just clean it up and act like it didn't happen. Keep it moving. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
People just clean it up and act like it didn't happen. ...
I'm trying to fill the air, but I kept on talking about vision by accident. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I'm trying to fill the air, but I kept on talking about...
I... I actually said this sentence, okay, to a blind person. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I... I actually said this sentence, okay, to a blind person.
I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
I said, "Is anyone watching The Watcher?"
I said, "How long have you guys been seeing each other?" Fucking fuck. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I said, "How long have you guys been seeing each other?...
I'm like, "Let me guess, she's an old soul." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
I'm like, "Let me guess, she's an old soul.&q...
Twenty-three-year-old pussy, but what an old soul on the gal. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Twenty-three-year-old pussy, but what an old soul on the gal...
Okay? And if there's gonna be one group of people that's really mad at me, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
Okay? And if there's gonna be one group of people that&...
People ask, "Is this a dangerous time for comedians?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
People ask, "Is this a dangerous time for comedians?&qu...
When they ask, I'm like, "Yes." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
When they ask, I'm like, "Yes."