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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

We changed his middle nameas soon as we realized

We changed his middle name
as soon as we realized

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.001
We changed his middle name as soon as we realized.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:30
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
I think it's better. We changed it to "Fingerbang Shit-Snatch." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I think it's better. We changed it to "Fingerbang ...
They could always drive to Illinois. Just recommending. But, uh... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
They could always drive to Illinois. Just recommending. But,...
Yeah. People love giving pregnant women advice, don't they? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Yeah. People love giving pregnant women advice, don't t...
The whole time I was pregnant, I have this one friend, she'd always tell me, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:14
The whole time I was pregnant, I have this one friend, she&#...
Upward humpback Jew. That's my resting pose, right here. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Upward humpback Jew. That's my resting pose, right here...
You know, some women feel like they failed if they don't give birth vaginally. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You know, some women feel like they failed if they don'...
And the only thing that really comforts me - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And the only thing that really comforts me
I don't know what it is. When I take a bath, I feel like I fill up. You know? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I don't know what it is. When I take a bath, I feel lik...
But they tell you, no matter how you give birth, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
But they tell you, no matter how you give birth,
They say, "Now, listen, you cannot have sex for six weeks." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:17
They say, "Now, listen, you cannot have sex for six wee...
"His foot got caught on my intestines on the way out." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
"His foot got caught on my intestines on the way out.&q...
I had this awful condition while I was pregnant called hyperemesis gravidarum. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I had this awful condition while I was pregnant called hyper...
I was so relieved when I was diagnosed, it was like six months in. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
I was so relieved when I was diagnosed, it was like six mont...
I was like, "Okay, we know what it is. What do we do?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
I was like, "Okay, we know what it is. What do we do?&q...
"But if your husband wants, we have chewable Viagra." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
"But if your husband wants, we have chewable Viagra.&qu...
Because, sometimes, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Because, sometimes,
I have severe endometriosis. Very painful. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
I have severe endometriosis. Very painful.
A debilitating disease. About 10% of women have that. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
A debilitating disease. About 10% of women have that.
There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one way, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
There are no studies. But if your dick curves slightly one w...
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way! - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Any dick-mergency, the Paw Patrol is on the way!