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Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact

You're like, "Wow. Wow." So, I'm not trying to bully a sociopath.I have a point. Okay?

You're like, "Wow. Wow." So, I'm not trying to bully a sociopath.
I have a point. Okay?

Full Transcript

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You're like, "Wow. Wow."
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So, I'm not trying to bully a sociopath. I have a point. Okay?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:04
Uploaded
Apr 13, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
So I think what had happened was... - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
So I think what had happened was...
Because, again, I cannot tell you how much her family is not from Spain. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
Because, again, I cannot tell you how much her family is not...
They were early settlers in the U.S. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
They were early settlers in the U.S.
And I've been lucky enough to go to Spain. Some of you have. It's great, right? - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
And I've been lucky enough to go to Spain. Some of you ...
But Hillary from Boston - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:10
But Hillary from Boston
Like, on my driver's license, it says that I am from Splash Mountain. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
Like, on my driver's license, it says that I am from Sp...
That all evidence points to this woman, since she met her husband, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:09
That all evidence points to this woman, since she met her hu...
And her husband - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
And her husband
And, uh, married people, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And, uh, married people,
Eat tomorrow. That'll be a big day for us. You know?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Eat tomorrow. That'll be a big day for us. You know?&qu...
"That was fun. We have to remember we like doing that." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:13
"That was fun. We have to remember we like doing that.&...
He always turns the lights on - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
He always turns the lights on
Finally, he's like, "Why are you so shy? I love your body. All your scars." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
Finally, he's like, "Why are you so shy? I love yo...
And I was like, "Oh." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
And I was like, "Oh."
My husband actually just said these words to me before we had sex. He said, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:08
My husband actually just said these words to me before we ha...
"Do I need you to?" - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:07
"Do I need you to?"
Can't talk dirty to each other anymore. We know each other too well. - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
Can't talk dirty to each other anymore. We know each ot...
You know, I'm like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:05
You know, I'm like,
"I want you to come all over..." "No, you don't. No." - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:11
"I want you to come all over..." "No, you don...
You know, I'm always like, - Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact 00:06
You know, I'm always like,