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Amy Schumer: Growing

And he goes, "Do you want me to get down on one knee?"and I was like, "I guess not." And...

And he goes, "Do you want me to get down on one knee?"
and I was like, "I guess not." [laughter] And then I went back to sleep

Full Transcript

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And he goes,
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"Do you want me to get down on one knee?" and I was like,
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"I guess not."
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[laughter]
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And then I went back to sleep.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:02
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
[laughter]
'Cause, like, in movies and TV shows, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
'Cause, like, in movies and TV shows,
[gasps] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[gasps]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:14
[laughter]
To not talk about. I don't know any girl who got engaged that way. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
To not talk about. I don't know any girl who got engage...
When you get engaged at 40, it's like, "Whoa, teen bride! Like, slow... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
When you get engaged at 40, it's like, "Whoa, teen...
I think there are only two reasons - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
I think there are only two reasons
And to eat my pussy. Those are the two... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
And to eat my pussy. Those are the two...
[cheering and applause] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[cheering and applause]
I mean, if the guy you're with - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
I mean, if the guy you're with
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[laughter]
And, look, we all have a friend married to a gay guy. We do. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
And, look, we all have a friend married to a gay guy. We do....
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
[laughter]
When you meet the couple for the first time, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
When you meet the couple for the first time,
"Jeff was nice, right?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
"Jeff was nice, right?"
Yeah. Jeff was cool, yeah." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
Yeah. Jeff was cool, yeah."
And then finally someone's like, "Is Jeff gay?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
And then finally someone's like, "Is Jeff gay?&quo...
Someone with hyperemesis who's five months pregnant, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
Someone with hyperemesis who's five months pregnant,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]