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Amy Schumer: Growing

And you know everyone says,"When you get married, get ready to stop having sex." And we...

And you know everyone says,
"When you get married, get ready to stop having sex." And we were like, "Not us

Full Transcript

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And you know everyone says, "When you get married,
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get ready to stop having sex."
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And we were like, "Not us.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:06
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
[laughter]
I'm over here. You're over there." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
I'm over here. You're over there."
You know, when you're first falling in love, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
You know, when you're first falling in love,
Every time you pee, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
Every time you pee,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
[laughter]
That is over. I have, like, half a roll of Charmin in there right now. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
That is over. I have, like, half a roll of Charmin in there ...
And I'm glad I married someone, he's my age. We're the same age, so... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
And I'm glad I married someone, he's my age. We�...
Like, you know, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:11
Like, you know,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[laughter]
One of the biggest searches is "gag porn." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
One of the biggest searches is "gag porn."
That's where the girl gags on the guy's penis - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
That's where the girl gags on the guy's penis
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
I just wanted to remind you that I've never struggled with it, even though... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
I just wanted to remind you that I've never struggled w...
[laughter and applause] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
[laughter and applause]
[retches] And you're like, "Mmm, wait a minute. [laughs] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:21
[retches] And you're like, "Mmm, wait a minute. [l...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
[laughter]
A lot of men don't really understand how to put themselves inside you. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
A lot of men don't really understand how to put themsel...
You're like, "You have to use an existing hole, sir." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:10
You're like, "You have to use an existing hole, si...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:11
[laughter]
'Cause during some sex, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
'Cause during some sex,