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I mean, if the guy you're with
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Amy Schumer: Growing

I mean, if the guy you're with gets, like, synchronized swansto dance to Bruno Mars,...

I mean, if the guy you're with gets, like, synchronized swans
to dance to Bruno Mars, you know?

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I mean, if the guy you're with
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gets, like, synchronized swans to dance to Bruno Mars, you know?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:31
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[laughter]
And, look, we all have a friend married to a gay guy. We do. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
And, look, we all have a friend married to a gay guy. We do....
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
[laughter]
When you meet the couple for the first time, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
When you meet the couple for the first time,
"Jeff was nice, right?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
"Jeff was nice, right?"
Yeah. Jeff was cool, yeah." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
Yeah. Jeff was cool, yeah."
And then finally someone's like, "Is Jeff gay?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
And then finally someone's like, "Is Jeff gay?&quo...
Someone with hyperemesis who's five months pregnant, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
Someone with hyperemesis who's five months pregnant,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
'Cause when you get in your late 30s, there's just no dignity to it, you know? - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
'Cause when you get in your late 30s, there's just...
It's like me in a Grecian gown with my aging cleavage and like... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
It's like me in a Grecian gown with my aging cleavage a...
Just hoping I'm not the bridesmaid with the biggest arm, you know? - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
Just hoping I'm not the bridesmaid with the biggest arm...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
You were holding your champagne like, "It's heavy!" [giggling] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
You were holding your champagne like, "It's heavy!...
Now it's just a sea of turkey legs, just... [blows raspberry] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
Now it's just a sea of turkey legs, just... [blows rasp...
Looks like the defensive line for the Bears are in the wedding. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
Looks like the defensive line for the Bears are in the weddi...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
I really respect you guys for coming out because if you follow me on Instagram, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
I really respect you guys for coming out because if you foll...
Is she gonna be there?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
Is she gonna be there?"