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I'm the luckiest girl in school." [laughter] "He pushed me down the stairs." "You're going to prom!" "Prom!" [laughter] Right? Then we grow up
and we all have friends who were like, "Why do I only date assholes?" 'Cause you've been trained to do that
since you were a toddler
and we all have friends who were like, "Why do I only date assholes?" 'Cause you've been trained to do that
since you were a toddler
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I'm the luckiest girl in school."
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[laughter]
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"He pushed me down the stairs."
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"You're going to prom!"
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"Prom!"
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[laughter]
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Right? Then we grow up
and we all have friends who were like,
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"Why do I only date assholes?"
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'Cause you've been trained to do that
since you were a toddler.
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Movie Summary
Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.