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It probably would have been like that before I was pregnant
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Amy Schumer: Growing

It probably would have been like thatbefore I was pregnant, but that just doubled it,so...

It probably would have been like that
before I was pregnant, but that just doubled it,
so the whole way down

Full Transcript

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It probably would have been like that before I was pregnant,
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but that just doubled it, so the whole way down...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:13
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
We were gonna get arrested on the Capitol steps, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:25
We were gonna get arrested on the Capitol steps,
[screams] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[screams]
I got arrested with my friend, Emily Ratajkowski, who's a supermodel, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:14
I got arrested with my friend, Emily Ratajkowski, who's...
[screams] "Ahh!" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
[screams] "Ahh!"
They were like, "That was irresponsible. You're pregnant." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
They were like, "That was irresponsible. You're pr...
[cheering and applause] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[cheering and applause]
Guys, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
Guys,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
We have some books at home, and every week, there's a terrifying video - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
We have some books at home, and every week, there's a t...
"This week, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:14
"This week,
Yeah. I just... I didn't have the energy for dating anymore, like... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
Yeah. I just... I didn't have the energy for dating any...
Do you remember you used to undress each other? - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
Do you remember you used to undress each other?
[imitating kissing] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
[imitating kissing]
But you're like, okay, a braided belt, and there is the silver thing. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
But you're like, okay, a braided belt, and there is the...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
[laughter]
And your sock. Am I in fucking retail? Take your own shit off. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
And your sock. Am I in fucking retail? Take your own shit of...
I was holding our dog, and my husband just took off my underwear. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
I was holding our dog, and my husband just took off my under...
And I looked over at him and I was like, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:11
And I looked over at him and I was like,
He was kind of like, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
He was kind of like,
"Can you put my underwear back on?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:10
"Can you put my underwear back on?"