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Amy Schumer: Growing

Like, you didn't talk about...That's a very big decision

[laughter] I'm still on Bumble. Like, this is..." [laughter] [chuckles] Like, you didn't talk about...
That's a very big decision

Full Transcript

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I'm still on Bumble. Like, this is..."
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Like, you didn't talk about... That's a very big decision...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:32
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
To not talk about. I don't know any girl who got engaged that way. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
To not talk about. I don't know any girl who got engage...
When you get engaged at 40, it's like, "Whoa, teen bride! Like, slow... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
When you get engaged at 40, it's like, "Whoa, teen...
I think there are only two reasons - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
I think there are only two reasons
And to eat my pussy. Those are the two... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
And to eat my pussy. Those are the two...
[cheering and applause] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[cheering and applause]
I mean, if the guy you're with - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
I mean, if the guy you're with
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[laughter]
And, look, we all have a friend married to a gay guy. We do. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
And, look, we all have a friend married to a gay guy. We do....
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
[laughter]
When you meet the couple for the first time, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
When you meet the couple for the first time,
"Jeff was nice, right?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
"Jeff was nice, right?"
Yeah. Jeff was cool, yeah." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
Yeah. Jeff was cool, yeah."
And then finally someone's like, "Is Jeff gay?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
And then finally someone's like, "Is Jeff gay?&quo...
Someone with hyperemesis who's five months pregnant, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
Someone with hyperemesis who's five months pregnant,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
'Cause when you get in your late 30s, there's just no dignity to it, you know? - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
'Cause when you get in your late 30s, there's just...
It's like me in a Grecian gown with my aging cleavage and like... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
It's like me in a Grecian gown with my aging cleavage a...
Just hoping I'm not the bridesmaid with the biggest arm, you know? - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
Just hoping I'm not the bridesmaid with the biggest arm...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
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