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Amy Schumer: Growing

Not, like, at sunrise. I was still asleep.I was sleeping, and I sleep like I'm still in...

[laughter] Not, like, at sunrise. I was still asleep.
I was sleeping, and I sleep like I'm still in the womb

Full Transcript

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Not, like, at sunrise. I was still asleep. I was sleeping,
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and I sleep like I'm still in the womb.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:23
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
In the womb, and he comes in, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
In the womb, and he comes in,
And he kind of threw the ring box at me, and he goes, "I got you this." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
And he kind of threw the ring box at me, and he goes, "...
And he goes, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:11
And he goes,
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[laughter]
'Cause, like, in movies and TV shows, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
'Cause, like, in movies and TV shows,
[gasps] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[gasps]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:14
[laughter]
To not talk about. I don't know any girl who got engaged that way. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
To not talk about. I don't know any girl who got engage...
When you get engaged at 40, it's like, "Whoa, teen bride! Like, slow... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
When you get engaged at 40, it's like, "Whoa, teen...
I think there are only two reasons - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
I think there are only two reasons
And to eat my pussy. Those are the two... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
And to eat my pussy. Those are the two...
[cheering and applause] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[cheering and applause]
I mean, if the guy you're with - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
I mean, if the guy you're with
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[laughter]
And, look, we all have a friend married to a gay guy. We do. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
And, look, we all have a friend married to a gay guy. We do....
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
[laughter]
When you meet the couple for the first time, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
When you meet the couple for the first time,
"Jeff was nice, right?" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
"Jeff was nice, right?"