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Amy Schumer: Growing

She's like, "Once you start getting, like,fucked up, stop drinking." I'm like

[laughter] She's like, "Once you start getting, like,
fucked up, stop drinking." I'm like

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She's like, "Once you start getting, like, fucked up, stop drinking." I'm like...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:52
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
[imitates bell ringing] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[imitates bell ringing]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[laughter]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
I'm pretty sure the guy who got me pregnant - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
I'm pretty sure the guy who got me pregnant
[crowd cheering] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:12
[crowd cheering]
[crowd laughing, cheering] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
[crowd laughing, cheering]
That's, like, when people in a nursing home get engaged. Like... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
That's, like, when people in a nursing home get engaged...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:10
[laughter]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
In the womb, and he comes in, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
In the womb, and he comes in,
And he kind of threw the ring box at me, and he goes, "I got you this." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
And he kind of threw the ring box at me, and he goes, "...
And he goes, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:11
And he goes,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
[laughter]
'Cause, like, in movies and TV shows, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
'Cause, like, in movies and TV shows,
[gasps] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[gasps]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:14
[laughter]
To not talk about. I don't know any girl who got engaged that way. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
To not talk about. I don't know any girl who got engage...
When you get engaged at 40, it's like, "Whoa, teen bride! Like, slow... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
When you get engaged at 40, it's like, "Whoa, teen...
I think there are only two reasons - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
I think there are only two reasons
And to eat my pussy. Those are the two... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
And to eat my pussy. Those are the two...