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Amy Schumer: Growing

I'm not like, "I don't care.The show must go on." I'm like,"I will be sued by Live...

[laughter] I'm not like, "I don't care.
The show must go on." I'm like,
"I will be sued by Live Nation." [laughter] That's why I'm here

Full Transcript

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I'm not like, "I don't care. The show must go on."
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I'm like, "I will be sued by Live Nation."
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[laughter]
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That's why I'm here.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:18
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
[crowd cheers] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[crowd cheers]
[crowd whooping] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
[crowd whooping]
I didn't know that because you bitches all lie about it. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
I didn't know that because you bitches all lie about it...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[laughter]
I should have Googled it. I should have Googled being pregnant. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
I should have Googled it. I should have Googled being pregna...
'Cause it's been really awful. 'Cause in movies, they don't show you. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
'Cause it's been really awful. 'Cause in movi...
There's just a montage where the girl's in her office and she's typing, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
There's just a montage where the girl's in her off...
[imitates gagging] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[imitates gagging]
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
Like, "Yay!" - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
Like, "Yay!"
And I feel like, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
And I feel like,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
Your car kind of Chappaquiddicks into a lake, and you just kinda... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
Your car kind of Chappaquiddicks into a lake, and you just k...
I hate women who start to act really just precious and like, "Yes, now I'm... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:07
I hate women who start to act really just precious and like,...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[laughter]
You don't stop working or drinking. Like, you... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
You don't stop working or drinking. Like, you...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
I've gotten in the habit of asking, uh, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
I've gotten in the habit of asking, uh,
Should I just have some, or what do you think? - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
Should I just have some, or what do you think?
Just be safe, you know?" And I was like, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:15
Just be safe, you know?" And I was like,