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Amy Schumer: Growing

Do you think it would probably killthe baby and we shouldn't do it?" She's like,"No,...

[silently mouths] Do you think it would probably kill
the baby and we shouldn't do it?" [laughter] She's like,
"No, it's safe the whole time." I was like, "Okay. Okay." [laughter] Do you want me to come to your house
to tell your husband he can fuck you?

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Do you think it would probably kill the baby and we shouldn't do it?"
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[laughter]
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She's like, "No, it's safe the whole time."
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I was like, "Okay. Okay."
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[laughter]
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Do you want me to come to your house to tell your husband he can fuck you?
Duration
23 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:27
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
It's So Easy Productions

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Movie Summary

Amy Schumer's live stand-up set performed in Chicago where she jokes about marriage, pregnancy and personal growth.
"Last time we saw you, you were single, Amy, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:10
"Last time we saw you, you were single, Amy,
And you know everyone says, "When you get married, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
And you know everyone says, "When you get married,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
[laughter]
I'm over here. You're over there." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
I'm over here. You're over there."
You know, when you're first falling in love, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
You know, when you're first falling in love,
Every time you pee, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
Every time you pee,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
[laughter]
That is over. I have, like, half a roll of Charmin in there right now. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
That is over. I have, like, half a roll of Charmin in there ...
And I'm glad I married someone, he's my age. We're the same age, so... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
And I'm glad I married someone, he's my age. We�...
Like, you know, - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:11
Like, you know,
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
[laughter]
One of the biggest searches is "gag porn." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:06
One of the biggest searches is "gag porn."
That's where the girl gags on the guy's penis - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
That's where the girl gags on the guy's penis
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
[laughter]
I just wanted to remind you that I've never struggled with it, even though... - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:04
I just wanted to remind you that I've never struggled w...
[laughter and applause] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:09
[laughter and applause]
[retches] And you're like, "Mmm, wait a minute. [laughs] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:21
[retches] And you're like, "Mmm, wait a minute. [l...
[laughter] - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:08
[laughter]
A lot of men don't really understand how to put themselves inside you. - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:05
A lot of men don't really understand how to put themsel...
You're like, "You have to use an existing hole, sir." - Amy Schumer: Growing 00:10
You're like, "You have to use an existing hole, si...