Did I ever tell you about the time I gave a command performance for Hitler?

Adam Cook: [Jerry, Henri Baurel and Adam are at the café, talking. Adam desperately tries to prevent the other two men from revealing to each other they love the same woman by distracting them] Did I ever tell you about the time I gave a command performance for Hitler?

Maybe I can help. Did I ever tell you about the time I performed for Hitler? Wait. Jerry has some problem, and I'd like to hear about it. It's pretty complicated. I'll make it brief. There's a gal who's sponsoring me... ...and she's really helping me a lot, but... She's stuck on me. There's a girl I'm stuck on. She doesn't know about the first one. Naturally. So far this is very ordinary.