There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from...

Chess Player: There was this airplane over the Atlantic on its way to New York. It was full of men from the United Nations. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol so they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out the seats, but it's still too heavy! Finally this Froggy steps up and shouts "Viva la France" and leaps out. Then an Englishman steps up and shouts 'God save the Queen!' and leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas steps up, shouts, 'Remember the Alamo!' and chucks out the Mexican.

over the Atlantic on its way to New York, and it was full of men from the United Nations. - Go on, ask him. - You ask him. So halfway over the ocean the engines run low on petrol. So, they have to lighten the plane. So they heave out all the baggage, but it's still too heavy. So they chuck out all the seats, but it's still too heavy. Finally, this Frog, he steps up, shouts, "Vive la France," and leaps out. - Then an Englishman, he steps up, shouts... - Hear, hear. ..."God save the Queen," and he leaps out. But the plane is still too heavy. So the Yank delegate from Texas, he steps up, shouts, "Remember the Alamo," and chucks out the Mexican! Remember the Alamo. Excuse me. What's that star on the wall for? You made me miss. I'm sorry. I've never missed that board before. Jack, we'd better go. Are you kidding? I'm starved. There's no food here. - Shall we go, Jack? - Apparently so. - You can't let them go. - How much do we owe you? Nothing, lads. Go. God be with you. - Thank you. - Wait! You just can't let them go.