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An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn

Security, this man is accosting me!Security! Security!

Security, this man is accosting me!
Security! Security!

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Security, this man is accosting me! Security! Security!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:52
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
Park Pictures Features,Rook Films,Wigwam Films,Film4 Productions

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Movie Summary

Lulu Danger's unsatisfying marriage takes a turn for the worse when a mysterious man from her past comes to town to perform an event called "An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn; For One Magical Night Only."
Ow! My fucking ear, you fat fuck! - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:04
Ow! My fucking ear, you fat fuck!
Who the fuck is Beverly Luff Linn? - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:05
Who the fuck is Beverly Luff Linn?
My Grandmother Eileen used to have these hard candies - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:08
My Grandmother Eileen used to have these hard candies
Do poo-poos inside, - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:10
Do poo-poos inside,
And I would just do it right there in the woods, - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:11
And I would just do it right there in the woods,
So, my grandmother, very cleverly, decided to give me these candies, - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:07
So, my grandmother, very cleverly, decided to give me these ...
So, whenever I went poopy inside, - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:14
So, whenever I went poopy inside,
She would give me a piece of candy - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:07
She would give me a piece of candy
One time, I got 14 pieces of candy. - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:04
One time, I got 14 pieces of candy.
Okay, enough stories. It's time. I'm gonna lay it on the line. - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:06
Okay, enough stories. It's time. I'm gonna lay it ...
Lulu, I may be a great deal younger than you, - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:11
Lulu, I may be a great deal younger than you,
And, yes, I know everybody else thinks that too, - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:07
And, yes, I know everybody else thinks that too,
If any part of you is attracted to any part of me. - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:07
If any part of you is attracted to any part of me.
Selfish! Selfish! Selfish! Selfish! - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:05
Selfish! Selfish! Selfish! Selfish!
I had tickets to the magical Luff Linn, - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:07
I had tickets to the magical Luff Linn,
What makes the Luff Linn so magical, Mrs Paris? - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:07
What makes the Luff Linn so magical, Mrs Paris?
Psst. Miss Lulu. - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:04
Psst. Miss Lulu.
No? Good. Because there will be nobody else performing here tonight. - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:05
No? Good. Because there will be nobody else performing here ...
Can you run to the drug store and get me some heavy flow tampons? - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:04
Can you run to the drug store and get me some heavy flow tam...
It must be delivered to him - An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn 00:07
It must be delivered to him