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A comedy about a psychiatrist whose number one patient is an insecure mob boss.

Director: Harold Ramis
Writer: Kenneth Lonergan, Peter Tolan, Harold Ramis
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $106,885,658
Released: 05 Mar 1999
Awards: 4 wins & 7 nominations

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Dr. Ben SobelPrimo SidoneJellyPaul VittiLaura Macnamara SobelCarolineMichael SobelFbi Agent SteadmanFbi Agent RicciScott MacnamaraDr. Isaac SobelElaine FeltonCarlo ManganoMarie VittiAnthony Vitti
Call the Vatican - Analyze This 00:16 Call the Vatican Just hit the pillow - Analyze This 00:27 Just hit the pillow My name is Ben Sobel - Analyze This 01:08 My name is Ben Sobel The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space - Analyze This 01:37 The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space What happened with your wife last night - Analyze This 00:24 What happened with your wife last night Whoever did that thing to you know who - Analyze This 01:06 Whoever did that thing to you know who I hear it all the time - Analyze This 00:12 I hear it all the time People get depressed - Analyze This 00:27 People get depressed You're turning me down - Analyze This 00:26 You're turning me down Call the Vatican See if something is missing - Analyze This 00:07 Call the Vatican See if something is missing If I talk to you - Analyze This 00:10 If I talk to you You know what I do when I'm mad I hit a pillow - Analyze This 00:25 You know what I do when I'm mad I hit a pillow That one's mine - Analyze This 00:16 That one's mine I don't think so - Analyze This 00:12 I don't think so I couldn't get it up last night - Analyze This 00:14 I couldn't get it up last night Don't that prove I'm motivated - Analyze This 00:25 Don't that prove I'm motivated What is my goal here - Analyze This 00:05 What is my goal here The first thing or the second thing - Analyze This 00:29 The first thing or the second thing I'm a psychiatrist - Analyze This 00:11 I'm a psychiatrist What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening - Analyze This 00:12 What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening That's fuckin' weird - Analyze This 00:11 That's fuckin' weird I am redefining weird on an hourly basis - Analyze This 00:08 I am redefining weird on an hourly basis This is impossible - Analyze This 00:10 This is impossible Is stop whining about this pathetic loser - Analyze This 00:32 Is stop whining about this pathetic loser I got news for you - Analyze This 00:35 I got news for you You see my picture in the paper - Analyze This 00:16 You see my picture in the paper You think those whales piss in that water - Analyze This 00:11 You think those whales piss in that water I'm no longer your doctor - Analyze This 00:15 I'm no longer your doctor I am sealing the vent in your room - Analyze This 00:28 I am sealing the vent in your room Don't kid yourself - Analyze This 00:09 Don't kid yourself You've got to change with the times - Analyze This 00:08 You've got to change with the times I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak - Analyze This 00:08 I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak Not being able to perform three or four times - Analyze This 00:28 Not being able to perform three or four times I'm Agent Steadman - Analyze This 00:19 I'm Agent Steadman You're Paul Vitti - Analyze This 00:16 You're Paul Vitti You said you were fighting - Analyze This 00:21 You said you were fighting You slap a pair of tits on me - Analyze This 00:14 You slap a pair of tits on me You're not coming to my wedding - Analyze This 00:21 You're not coming to my wedding Here's what I think you should do - Analyze This 00:43 Here's what I think you should do I took care of it - Analyze This 00:36 I took care of it I wasn't really gonna whack you - Analyze This 00:11 I wasn't really gonna whack you They threw me in the shark tank - Analyze This 00:09 They threw me in the shark tank You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of Scotch during a session - Analyze This 00:09 You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of... You broke my heart - Analyze This 00:06 You broke my heart What Fuck you - Analyze This 00:04 What Fuck you A bran muffin in the morning would help that - Analyze This 00:14 A bran muffin in the morning would help that Thats interesting - Analyze This 00:16 Thats interesting But the black milk dream is also about your father - Analyze This 00:24 But the black milk dream is also about your father This is serious - Analyze This 00:20 This is serious This is what I'm talking about - Analyze This 00:33 This is what I'm talking about I'd like to see a movie - Analyze This 00:17 I'd like to see a movie Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout - Analyze This 00:07 Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout Paul come on - Analyze This 00:10 Paul come on Why don't you look over that way before I bust you in your fuckin' head - Analyze This 00:10 Why don't you look over that way before I bust you in... Yes you are You are something You You - Analyze This 00:32 Yes you are You are something You You Can I ask you one last question - Analyze This 01:18 Can I ask you one last question Are you sure you don't want something to eat - Analyze This 00:34 Are you sure you don't want something to eat One fucking move I swear I'll blow your fucking heart out - Analyze This 00:09 One fucking move I swear I'll blow your fucking heart...

Cast

Paul Vitti - Robert De Niro
Dr. Ben Sobel - Billy Crystal
Laura MacNamara Sobel - Lisa Kudrow
Primo Sidone - Chazz Palminteri
'50s Gangster (as Kresimir Novakovic) - Kresh Novakovic
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