"Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues" quotes

00:05 Children and animals hate you Ron Burgundy 00:13 So Ron what do you do with yourself all day 00:09 Last night a bird chased me 00:04 How about this one You can call yourself Dick Fuck 00:17 If y'all are gonna get down 00:08 You change your name to Jack Lame Legally 00:06 I'm ba lind 00:16 Whammy Whammy Whammy 00:40 All right everyone listen up 00:34 Hey The History Network wants in on this We're news too 00:11 Jeff Bullington ESPN all sports 00:05 Black Stop 00:32 Oh hey Linda 00:06 Jack Lime's been filling in for you since you've been gone 00:05 Yeah We use mainly bats 00:08 You know we were happy when you found us 00:12 Brick what the hell is that 00:10 I like the way they're put together 00:15 I hope you eat lots of fish and people Doby 00:07 Let me ask you something and I'm not trying to be funny here 00:08 I would eat dolphins if it was legal 00:28 Here's a headline for you 00:22 You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse 00:25 You must be Linda Jackson 00:07 You made one mistake today 00:09 Let's not downplay the fact 00:11 Look it doesn't matter whose fault the break up was okay 00:08 No offense but you are a stupid asshole 00:13 By the hymen of Olivia Newton John 00:39 What the hell 00:08 Now which one of you pipe hittin' bitches 00:33 There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles 00:06 The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child... 00:07 And tell the woman I love that I still love her 00:14 A black man follows me everywhere when it's sunny 00:08 I'm telling you suicide makes you hungry I don't care what... 00:11 And that the census is a way for the U N to make your... 00:06 I'm so lonely I paid a hobo to spoon with me 00:15 What are you 00:07 Let me ask you something and I'm not trying to be funny here 00:10 Who the hell is Julius Caesar 00:16 You guys are slotted for the 2 00 a m to 5 00 a m slot 00:11 Ron do you even know what a psychologist is 00:15 With the things I've done in my life 00:08 I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean... 00:06 Hey when you've got an ass like the North Star 00:04 From the greatest city in the history of this Earth 00:06 And don't just have a great night 00:05 It's actually pronounced San Diago