I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk...
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Brian Fantana:
[about Veronica]
I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy:
Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana:
No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy:
It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana:
Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy:
It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana:
Yep.
Ron Burgundy:
Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana:
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy:
That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana:
Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]
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I'll give this little cookie an hour
before we're doing the no-pants dance.
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Time to musk up.
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Wow. It never ceases to amaze me.
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What cologne you gonna go with?
London Gentleman, or...
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Wait. No, no, no. Hold on.
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Blackbeard's Delight.
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No, she gets a special cologne.
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It's called Sex Panther by Odeon.
It's illegal in nine countries.
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Yep, it's made with bits of real panther.
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- So you know it's good.
- It's quite pungent.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's a formidable scent.
It stings the nostrils.
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- In a good way.
- Yep.
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I'll be honest with you.
That smells like pure gasoline.
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They've done studies, you know.
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60% of the time, it works every time.
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- That doesn't make sense.
- Well...
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Let's go see
if we can make this little kitty purr.
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Hey, sweet cheeks.
Got an invite I'd like to extend your way.
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My God. What is that smell?
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Oh!
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That's the smell of desire, milady.
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God, no, it smells like...
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Like a used diaper
filled with Indian food.
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Oh! Excuse me.
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Desire smells like that to some people.
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What is that?
Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
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It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
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- Oh.
- Oh, hell, that's rank!
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Oh, what's that smell?
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This is worse than the time
the raccoon got in the copier.
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Yeah.
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It's very distracting.
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- When we get to the pet shop...
- Cough!
Clip duration: 129 seconds
Views: 494
Timestamp in movie: 00h 22m 40s
Uploaded: 11 September, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: Ron Burgundy is San Diego's top-rated newsman in the male-dominated broadcasting of the 1970s, but that's all about to change for Ron and his cronies when an ambitious woman is hired as a new anchor.
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