Excuse me. What are you doing? I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. I'm...
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Veronica Corningstone:
Excuse me.
Ron Burgundy:
What are you doing?
Veronica Corningstone:
I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.
Ron Burgundy:
I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.
Veronica Corningstone:
Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.
Ron Burgundy:
Big deal. I am very professional.
Veronica Corningstone:
Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy:
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Veronica Corningstone:
You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy:
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Veronica Corningstone:
I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy:
You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone:
You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy:
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone:
Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy:
[insulted]
What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone:
I said... your hair... looks stupid.
[an A-bomb mushroom cloud is reflected in Ron's eyes; the knock-down drag-out fight begins]
Transcript
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I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story
00:00:04.722 --> 00:00:08.374
I'm using the tape I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape
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We are watching history
00:00:09.742 --> 00:00:14.078
Mr Burgundy I'm a professional and I would like to be able to do my job
00:00:14.815 --> 00:00:18.999
Big deal I am very professional
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Mr Burgundy you are acting like a baby
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I'm not a baby I am a man I am an anchorman
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You are not a man You are a big fat joke
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I'm a man who discovered the wheel
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and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn
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That's what kind of man I am
Clip duration: 40 seconds
Views: 449
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 09s
Uploaded: 15 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: Ron Burgundy is San Diego's top-rated newsman in the male-dominated broadcasting of the 1970s, but that's all about to change for Ron and his cronies when an ambitious woman is hired as a new anchor.
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00:34 The mood is tense
00:09 I pooped a hammer
00:34 Let's go over the groundrules
00:30 I wanna say something
00:11 Is that 'sex panther' you're wearing
00:35 You have a massive erection
00:12 I know it sounds harsh
00:40 I got bags under my eyes
00:44 Ladies and gentlemen
00:16 Come see how good I look
00:34 You're a member of the Channel Four News Team
00:19 That was one crazy party
00:10 Great Odin's raven
00:12 Tonight's top story
01:36 There was a time
00:17 You are my little gentleman
00:05 I immediately regret this decision
00:09 Get back over here
00:15 You wanna dance
00:11 I'm gonna punch you in the ovary