I said... your hair... looks stupid
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Veronica Corningstone:
Excuse me.Ron Burgundy:What are you doing?Veronica Corningstone:I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.Ron Burgundy:I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.Veronica Corningstone:Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.Ron Burgundy:Big deal. I am very professional.Veronica Corningstone:Mr. Burgundy, You are acting like a baby.Ron Burgundy:I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.Veronica Corningstone:You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.Ron Burgundy:I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.Veronica Corningstone:I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.Ron Burgundy:You are a smelly pirate hooker.Veronica Corningstone:You look like a blueberry.Ron Burgundy:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?Veronica Corningstone:Well, you have bad hair.Ron Burgundy: What did you say?Veronica Corningstone:I said... your hair... looks stupid
Excuse me.Ron Burgundy:What are you doing?Veronica Corningstone:I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.Ron Burgundy:I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.Veronica Corningstone:Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.Ron Burgundy:Big deal. I am very professional.Veronica Corningstone:Mr. Burgundy, You are acting like a baby.Ron Burgundy:I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.Veronica Corningstone:You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.Ron Burgundy:I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.Veronica Corningstone:I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.Ron Burgundy:You are a smelly pirate hooker.Veronica Corningstone:You look like a blueberry.Ron Burgundy:Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?Veronica Corningstone:Well, you have bad hair.Ron Burgundy: What did you say?Veronica Corningstone:I said... your hair... looks stupid
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Excuse me What are you doing
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I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story
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I'm using the tape
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I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape
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We are watching history
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Mr Burgundy I'm a professional
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and I would like to be able to do my job
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Big deal I am very professional
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Mr Burgundy you are acting like a baby
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I'm not a baby I am a man I am an anchorman
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You are not a man You are a big fat joke
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I'm a man who discovered the wheel
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and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn
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That's what kind of man I am
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You're just a woman with a small brain
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With a brain a third the size of us It's science
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I will have you know that I have more talent
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and more intelligence in my little finger
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than you do in your entire body sir
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You are a smelly pirate hooker
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You look like a blueberry
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Why don't you go back to your home on Whore lsland
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Well you have bad hair
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What did you say
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I said
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your hair
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Iooks stupid
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Movie Summary
Ron Burgundy is San Diego's top-rated newsman in the male-dominated broadcasting of the 1970s, but that's all about to change for Ron and his cronies when an ambitious woman is hired as a new anchor.
Actors
Veronica Corningstone
Ron Burgundy
