"And Now for Something Completely Different" quotes

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An anthology of the best sketches from the first and second seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969).

Director: Ian MacNaughton
Writer: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1971
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 22 Aug 1972
Awards: N/A

21 Clips

This is a frightened city - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:32
This is a frightened city
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:32
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb
Conrad Poohs and his exploding teeth - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:08
Conrad Poohs and his exploding teeth
As this is only a one day event - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:34
As this is only a one day event
Heartless bastards - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:59
Heartless bastards
Very SILLY indeed - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:54
Very SILLY indeed
Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do - And Now for Something Completely Different 01:05
Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do
And now for something completely different - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:20
And now for something completely different
You couldn't afford me dear - And Now for Something Completely Different 01:09
You couldn't afford me dear
Did you see that - And Now for Something Completely Different 01:39
Did you see that
I didn't really call you Eddie Baby - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:58
I didn't really call you Eddie Baby
It's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:51
It's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend
I will not buy this record - And Now for Something Completely Different 01:24
I will not buy this record
O'course it was nailed there - And Now for Something Completely Different 02:48
O'course it was nailed there
I've got your number ducky - And Now for Something Completely Different 01:05
I've got your number ducky
In this picture - And Now for Something Completely Different 01:01
In this picture
I wanted to be a lumberjack - And Now for Something Completely Different 03:56
I wanted to be a lumberjack
Did you see who moved in next door - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:25
Did you see who moved in next door
Will you stand up - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:42
Will you stand up
Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:48
Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking...
Lucky I didn't tell them about the dirty knife - And Now for Something Completely Different 00:16
Lucky I didn't tell them about the dirty knife

Cast

Brother - Graham Chapman
Announcer - John Cleese
Self-Defence Nun - Terry Gilliam
Prosecutor - Eric Idle
Stage Manager - Terry Jones
Gumby - Michael Palin
Dierdre Pewtey - Carol Cleveland
Voice of Self-Defence Nun - Connie Booth
Man in Restaurant - Lewis Alexander
Sound Man - Rodney Cardiff
Self - with Munich Accord (archive footage) - Neville Chamberlain
Self (archive footage) - Winston Churchill
Themselves - The Fred Tomlinson Singers
Self - Speech to RAD, from T.d.W. (archive footage) - Adolf Hitler
Distraught Mother - Lesley Judd
Self (archive footage) - King George VI
Man in Bar - Roy Lansford
Self (archive footage) - Richard Nixon
Milkman - Harry Phipps
Self (archive footage) - Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother
Beggar - Fred Wood