And... have... never... once... AAHHHH!

Worker 1:
[man falls past window]
Did you see that? Worker 2:
Hmm? Worker 1:
Somebody just went past that window, downwards! Worker 2:
Oh. Worker 1:
[imitating Worker 2]
Oh! [another man falls] Worker 1:
Another one! Worker 2:
Hmm? Worker 1:
Two people have just fallen past that window! Worker 2:
Oh. Worker 1:
Look, two people [another man falls] Worker 1:
, three people have just fallen past that window! Worker 2:
Must be a board meeting. Worker 1:
Oh, yeah. [another man falls] Worker 1:
That was Wilkins, of finance. Worker 2:
No, That was Robertson. Worker 1:
Wilkins! Worker 2:
It was Robertson! Worker 1:
[another man falls]
That was Wilkins. Worker 2:
Oh, yeah. Worker 1:
Be Parkinson next. Worker 2:
I bet you it won't. Worker 1:
How much? How much do you bet it won't? Fiver? Right. Done. You're on. Parkinson next. Come on, Parky! Worker 2:
Don't be silly, Parky. Worker 1:
Come on, Parkinson! Worker 2:
Don't be stupid, man! Worker 1:
Come on, man, jump! Voice:
[reading a letter]
Dear sir, I would like to complain about that last scene about people falling off tall buildings. I myself have worked all my life in such a building, [resumes writing] Voice:
and... have... never... once... AAHHHH! [he falls off]