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I will not buy this record

And Now for Something Completely Different

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer...

And Now for Something Completely Different • 1971

Hungarian man:
[consulting phrase book]
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist:
What? Hungarian man:
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist:
No, no, this is a tobacconist. Hungarian man:
Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched! Tobacconist:
No, no, tobacco... cigarettes. Hungarian man:
Cigarettes? Ya ya. [consulting phrase book] Hungarian man:
Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist:
What? Hungarian man:
My hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist:
Matches? Hungarian man:
Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Tobacconist:
That will be six shillings, please. Hungarian man:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected

Full Transcript

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I will not buy this record It is scratched

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I'm sorry

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I will not buy this record It is scratched

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No no no This is a tobacconist's Tobacconist's

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Ah

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I will not buy this tobacconist's It is scratched

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No no Tobacco Cigarettes

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Cigarettes Yeah Yeah Yeah Yes

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My hovercraft is full of eels

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What My hovercraft is full of eels

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Matches Yeah Yeah matches

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Do you want Do you want

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Want

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Do you want to come back to my place Bouncy bouncy

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That'll be 6 shillings

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

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I am no longer infected

Duration

72 seconds

Views

894

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:17

Uploaded

Nov 20, 2022

Genres

Production

Kettledrum Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Playboy Enterprises

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Movie Summary

An anthology of the best sketches from the first and second seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969).

Actors

Announcer