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Hungarian man:
[consulting phrase book]
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist:
What? Hungarian man:
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist:
No, no, this is a tobacconist. Hungarian man:
Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched! Tobacconist:
No, no, tobacco... cigarettes. Hungarian man:
Cigarettes? Ya ya. [consulting phrase book] Hungarian man:
Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist:
What? Hungarian man:
My hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist:
Matches? Hungarian man:
Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Tobacconist:
That will be six shillings, please. Hungarian man:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected
[consulting phrase book]
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist:
What? Hungarian man:
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist:
No, no, this is a tobacconist. Hungarian man:
Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched! Tobacconist:
No, no, tobacco... cigarettes. Hungarian man:
Cigarettes? Ya ya. [consulting phrase book] Hungarian man:
Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist:
What? Hungarian man:
My hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist:
Matches? Hungarian man:
Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Tobacconist:
That will be six shillings, please. Hungarian man:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected
Full Transcript
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I will not buy this record It is scratched
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I'm sorry
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I will not buy this record It is scratched
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No no no This is a tobacconist's Tobacconist's
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Ah
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I will not buy this tobacconist's It is scratched
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No no Tobacco Cigarettes
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Cigarettes Yeah Yeah Yeah Yes
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My hovercraft is full of eels
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What My hovercraft is full of eels
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Matches Yeah Yeah matches
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Do you want Do you want
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Want
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Do you want to come back to my place Bouncy bouncy
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That'll be 6 shillings
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
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I am no longer infected
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Movie Summary
An anthology of the best sketches from the first and second seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969).
