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I will not buy this record, it is scratched. What? I will not buy this record, it is...

And Now for Something Completely Different • 1971
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Hungarian man: [consulting phrase book] I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist: What? Hungarian man: I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Tobacconist: No, no, this is a tobacconist. Hungarian man: Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist, *it* is scratched! Tobacconist: No, no, tobacco... cigarettes. Hungarian man: Cigarettes? Ya ya. [consulting phrase book] Hungarian man: Ah... my hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist: What? Hungarian man: My hovercraft is full of eels. Tobacconist: Matches? Hungarian man: Ya ya! Do you want... do you want... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Tobacconist: That will be six shillings, please. Hungarian man: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me... I am no longer infected.


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I will not buy this record It is scratched
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I'm sorry
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I will not buy this record It is scratched
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No no no This is a tobacconist's Tobacconist's
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Ah
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I will not buy this tobacconist's It is scratched
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No no Tobacco Cigarettes
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Cigarettes Yeah Yeah Yeah Yes
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My hovercraft is full of eels
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What My hovercraft is full of eels
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Matches Yeah Yeah matches
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Do you want Do you want
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Want
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Do you want to come back to my place Bouncy bouncy
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That'll be 6 shillings
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
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I am no longer infected

Clip duration: 72 seconds
Views: 262
Timestamp in movie: 00h 06m 17s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: An anthology of the best sketches from the first and second seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969).


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