Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the...
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Customer:
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
Owner:
Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Customer:
"VOOM"? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner:
No no! 'E's pining!
Customer:
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!
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Look I took the liberty of examining that parrot
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and I discovered that the only reason
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that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place
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was that it had been nailed there
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Oh but of course it was nailed there
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If I hadn't nailed it there it would have muscled up to those bars and voom
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Look here mate
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This parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through it
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It's bleeding demised
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No it's pining
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It's not pining It's passed on
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This parrot is no more It has ceased to be
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It's expired and gone to see its maker This is a late parrot
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It's a stiff bereft of life It rests in peace
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If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies
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It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Views: 230
Timestamp in movie: 00h 57m 22s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: An anthology of the best sketches from the first and second seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969).
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01:12 I will not buy this record
00:29 I wanted to be a lumberjack
00:33 I didn't really call you Eddie Baby
00:27 It's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend
00:42 In this picture
01:05 Did you see that
00:15 And now for something completely different
00:33 Nobody likes a good laugh more than I do
00:07 Lucky I didn't tell them about the dirty knife
00:14 Did you see who moved in next door
01:02 Heartless bastards
00:13 As this is only a one day event
00:12 Conrad Poohs and his exploding teeth
00:15 Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb
00:28 Will you stand up
00:23 This is a frightened city
00:36 You couldn't afford me dear
00:20 Very SILLY indeed
00:11 Hello Miss What do you mean miss
00:04 No please No need to do that