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You couldn't afford me dear

And Now for Something Completely Different

Right now! Stop that! Silly. And a bit suspect, I think. Time for a cartoon

And Now for Something Completely Different • 1971

Sergeant-Major:
Squad... CAMP it UP! [soldiers all chant in unison while mincing about] Soldiers:
Ooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bit with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that jolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOH! Sergeant-Major:
[walks on]
Right now! Stop that! Silly. And a bit suspect, I think. Time for a cartoon

Full Transcript

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Squad Camp it up

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Ooh get her Whoops

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I've got your number but you couldn't afford me dear two three

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I'll scratch your eyes out

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Don't come the bigger dear bitch with us dear

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We all know where you've been you military fairy two three

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One two three four five six

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Whoops Don't look now girls

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The maid is just mince in that jolly color Sergeant

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Two three Ooh

Duration

36 seconds

Views

1,717

Timestamp in Movie

00:26:56

Uploaded

Oct 31, 2022

Genres

Production

Kettledrum Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited,Playboy Enterprises

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Movie Summary

An anthology of the best sketches from the first and second seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969).

Actors

Announcer