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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Birds are born instinctivelyknowing, when it gets cold, to be like, "Oh, let's getthe fuck...

Birds are born instinctively
knowing, when it gets cold, to be like, "Oh, let's get
the fuck out of here

Full Transcript

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Birds are born instinctively knowing, when it gets cold,
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to be like, "Oh, let's get the fuck out of here.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:15
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
Why are we here? This is ridiculous." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Why are we here? This is ridiculous."
I don't give a shit, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I don't give a shit,
Came out of a restaurant, had some leftovers, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Came out of a restaurant, had some leftovers,
And the homeless guy looks up at me, and he says, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
And the homeless guy looks up at me, and he says,
What are you, gluten-free? Eat the food. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
What are you, gluten-free? Eat the food.
It's my second home. This is my first home. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It's my second home. This is my first home.
I live now in Los Angeles - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I live now in Los Angeles
West Hollywood is a gay neighborhood. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
West Hollywood is a gay neighborhood.
The gay neighborhood is the best neighborhood - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
The gay neighborhood is the best neighborhood
You get in where you fit in, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You get in where you fit in,
I've never been attacked once in my neighborhood, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I've never been attacked once in my neighborhood,
Where? Where? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Where? Where?
[exhales sharply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
[exhales sharply]
It's cleaner and safer, and I fucking love it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
It's cleaner and safer, and I fucking love it.
The only difference is, I got a big beard. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
The only difference is, I got a big beard.
Why? I don't know. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Why? I don't know.
And I often get hit on. I get hit on a lot, okay? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
And I often get hit on. I get hit on a lot, okay?
I get hit on way more in the gay community - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I get hit on way more in the gay community
But I've lived in a gay neighborhood for so long - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
But I've lived in a gay neighborhood for so long
A gay guy hollers at me, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
A gay guy hollers at me,