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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Call us names--"You fire crotch, you ginger." They ask us stupid questions, like does the...

Call us names--
"You fire crotch, you ginger." They ask us stupid questions, like does the carpet
match the drapes?

Full Transcript

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Call us names-- "You fire crotch, you ginger."
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They ask us stupid questions,
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like does the carpet match the drapes?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:22
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
A black guy's never said that to me. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
A black guy's never said that to me.
White guys--"The carpet match the drapes, bud?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
White guys--"The carpet match the drapes, bud?"
"If you must know, it's hardwood floors. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"If you must know, it's hardwood floors.
There's no carpet there, bro." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
There's no carpet there, bro."
Go get you a little buzzer from Target - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Go get you a little buzzer from Target
[imitates razor buzzing] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
[imitates razor buzzing]
That's the no-fly zone, no-fly zone. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's the no-fly zone, no-fly zone.
Now people are like, "Huh? What are you talking about?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Now people are like, "Huh? What are you talking about?&...
We're this weird minority for some reason, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We're this weird minority for some reason,
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency.
I'm like a dog with one bad leg. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I'm like a dog with one bad leg.
You know, white people don't adopt that dog, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You know, white people don't adopt that dog,
It gonna work out." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
It gonna work out."
I loved everything all my black friends liked, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I loved everything all my black friends liked,
Don't get uncomfortable. You all said it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Don't get uncomfortable. You all said it.
People used to call me a "wigger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
People used to call me a "wigger."
I was on a basketball court the first time I heard it, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I was on a basketball court the first time I heard it,
That dude ain't nothing but a wigger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
That dude ain't nothing but a wigger."
[scoffs, exhales deeply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
[scoffs, exhales deeply]
[scoffs, exhales deeply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[scoffs, exhales deeply]