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[chuckles] I had it so bad

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I had it so bad.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:51
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
When I was in high school, I played basketball - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:15
When I was in high school, I played basketball
When I played basketball, I made the JV team pretty early on, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
When I played basketball, I made the JV team pretty early on...
In the summer league, you had to play all the other schools - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
In the summer league, you had to play all the other schools
We went out to West Aurora - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
We went out to West Aurora
We were a some-black school. They were gonna beat us. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We were a some-black school. They were gonna beat us.
And we went out there, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
And we went out there,
I dropped four points. I was on fire. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I dropped four points. I was on fire.
[imitates whoosh] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
[imitates whoosh]
Final score, 12-2. It was a blowout. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Final score, 12-2. It was a blowout.
Then I left, and I went out - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Then I left, and I went out
A little black kid, like, eight years old - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
A little black kid, like, eight years old
White boy." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
White boy."
I appreciate that." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I appreciate that."
Then he goes, "All right, man." I go, "All right, man." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Then he goes, "All right, man." I go, "All ri...
He turns around and goes, "Hey, yo, white boy." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
He turns around and goes, "Hey, yo, white boy."
I'm in my 30s. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I'm in my 30s.
Then I walked up to him slowly, and I said, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
Then I walked up to him slowly, and I said,
That's a joke, man. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's a joke, man.
I cried on the bus, man. I cried on the bus. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I cried on the bus, man. I cried on the bus.
[chuckles] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
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