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[chuckles] "White-people shit!

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"White-people shit!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:30
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
You white-ass motherfucker." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
You white-ass motherfucker."
You Charmin"-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
You Charmin"--
Give me the helmet. [imitates line buzzing] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Give me the helmet. [imitates line buzzing]
There's a cute little Italian couple that's like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:11
There's a cute little Italian couple that's like,
Come here, come here, come here." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
Come here, come here, come here."
Every time I've ever been - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
Every time I've ever been
We'll be good." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We'll be good."
And you're like, "All right, man. I can't wait." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
And you're like, "All right, man. I can't wai...
I walk in, I go, "Hello, American, americano, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I walk in, I go, "Hello, American, americano,
Look at me." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Look at me."
Brad walks in, talking Mexican like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Brad walks in, talking Mexican like,
Hola, seniors." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
Hola, seniors."
Brad walks in heavy, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
Brad walks in heavy,
¿Habla español, señor? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
¿Habla español, señor?
That's good, good. That's good." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
That's good, good. That's good."
"There's no biblioteca in there. Where's the ban-yo? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"There's no biblioteca in there. Where's the ...
I don't know any of those words." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I don't know any of those words."
Meanwhile, I'm enjoying my plate of rice and "polo," - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Meanwhile, I'm enjoying my plate of rice and "polo...
It was fantastic, and then we got into that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It was fantastic, and then we got into that,
She was like, "What do you want to do about the last name?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
She was like, "What do you want to do about the last na...