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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Go crazy.Just don't return that

Go crazy.
Just don't return that

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Go crazy. Just don't return that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:24
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
It's at the beginning of the song, the intro. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It's at the beginning of the song, the intro.
He goes, "When I was in the third grade, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
He goes, "When I was in the third grade,
When I was in the third grade, I thought I was a gay person. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
When I was in the third grade, I thought I was a gay person.
I hated that. I hated that 'cause they applauded him. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I hated that. I hated that 'cause they applauded him.
"He thought he was a homosexual. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"He thought he was a homosexual.
"He's not, which is good, but he thought he was. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
"He's not, which is good, but he thought he was.
He thought he was a gay." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:14
He thought he was a gay."
Everybody was gay. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Everybody was gay.
Everybody in here - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Everybody in here
I used to Rollerblade around my neighborhood, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I used to Rollerblade around my neighborhood,
Like... [hums tune] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Like... [hums tune]
I would beg my mom to let me sleep - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I would beg my mom to let me sleep
If another boy accused me of liking girls, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
If another boy accused me of liking girls,
I'm Andrew Santino. Thank you so much, man. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'm Andrew Santino. Thank you so much, man.
Locals, baby-- Jordan, Pippen, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Locals, baby-- Jordan, Pippen,
Ryne Sandberg used to own - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Ryne Sandberg used to own
It's now called Willis, used to be called Macy's Tower, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
It's now called Willis, used to be called Macy's T...
And if you look right beyond me, that's the Adams Street Bridge, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
And if you look right beyond me, that's the Adams Stree...
I don't want any penises on the hot dog, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I don't want any penises on the hot dog,
I'm sick of this abuse. All I want is-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I'm sick of this abuse. All I want is--