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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Go get you a little buzzerfrom Target and clean that shit up

Go get you a little buzzer
from Target and clean that shit up

Full Transcript

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Go get you a little buzzer from Target
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and clean that shit up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:56
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
[imitates razor buzzing] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
[imitates razor buzzing]
That's the no-fly zone, no-fly zone. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's the no-fly zone, no-fly zone.
Now people are like, "Huh? What are you talking about?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Now people are like, "Huh? What are you talking about?&...
We're this weird minority for some reason, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We're this weird minority for some reason,
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency.
I'm like a dog with one bad leg. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I'm like a dog with one bad leg.
You know, white people don't adopt that dog, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You know, white people don't adopt that dog,
It gonna work out." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
It gonna work out."
I loved everything all my black friends liked, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I loved everything all my black friends liked,
Don't get uncomfortable. You all said it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Don't get uncomfortable. You all said it.
People used to call me a "wigger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
People used to call me a "wigger."
I was on a basketball court the first time I heard it, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I was on a basketball court the first time I heard it,
That dude ain't nothing but a wigger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
That dude ain't nothing but a wigger."
[scoffs, exhales deeply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
[scoffs, exhales deeply]
[scoffs, exhales deeply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[scoffs, exhales deeply]
[scoffs, exhales deeply] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[scoffs, exhales deeply]
But they were bummed out - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
But they were bummed out
They didn't like that, but when I heard it, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:11
They didn't like that, but when I heard it,
So close." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
So close."
Say it if you're gonna say it, you racist motherfuckers. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Say it if you're gonna say it, you racist motherfuckers...