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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

He was big, jacked up, and he had tattoos upto his face?

He was big, jacked up, and he had tattoos up
to his face?

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He was big, jacked up,
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and he had tattoos up to his face?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:37
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
I feel like that's some, like, "I don't give a-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I feel like that's some, like, "I don't give ...
I'll cash out." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'll cash out."
This dude was in my face. I had no-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
This dude was in my face. I had no--
I can't beat him physically." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:11
I can't beat him physically."
I would love to be able to throw acne on somebody." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:14
I would love to be able to throw acne on somebody."
Hit him all over the body, shoulder, bacne. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Hit him all over the body, shoulder, bacne.
Light him up, light him up. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Light him up, light him up.
Scar him physically and emotionally, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Scar him physically and emotionally,
If you're not laughing at that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
If you're not laughing at that,
This is ridiculous." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
This is ridiculous."
You're the ugliest version of yourself. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You're the ugliest version of yourself.
TBT them on Instagram, and you're like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
TBT them on Instagram, and you're like,
You are ugly at 14. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You are ugly at 14.
Teenagers are so gross to look at, hard to see. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Teenagers are so gross to look at, hard to see.
They're hard to see, bro. They're skinny. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
They're hard to see, bro. They're skinny.
[normal voice] They're wobbling all over - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[normal voice] They're wobbling all over
[groaning awkwardly] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[groaning awkwardly]
And you're telling me at this vulnerable point in your life, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
And you're telling me at this vulnerable point in your ...
"I'm gonna put some red pus bumps on his face. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"I'm gonna put some red pus bumps on his face.
Pus bump his face up." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Pus bump his face up."