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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

He turns around and goes,"Hey, yo, white boy." I say, "What's up, man?What up?" He goes,...

He turns around and goes,
"Hey, yo, white boy." I say, "What's up, man?
What up?" He goes, "What the fuck is
all over your face?"

Full Transcript

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He turns around and goes, "Hey, yo, white boy."
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I say, "What's up, man? What up?"
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He goes, "What the fuck is all over your face?"
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:53
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
I'm in my 30s. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I'm in my 30s.
Then I walked up to him slowly, and I said, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
Then I walked up to him slowly, and I said,
That's a joke, man. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's a joke, man.
I cried on the bus, man. I cried on the bus. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I cried on the bus, man. I cried on the bus.
[chuckles] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
[chuckles]
I always did. I really did. I still do. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I always did. I really did. I still do.
Black people really did. White people never liked me. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Black people really did. White people never liked me.
White people see redheads, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
White people see redheads,
They make a day to kick us. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
They make a day to kick us.
Call us names-- "You fire crotch, you ginger." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
Call us names-- "You fire crotch, you ginger."
A black guy's never said that to me. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
A black guy's never said that to me.
White guys--"The carpet match the drapes, bud?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
White guys--"The carpet match the drapes, bud?"
"If you must know, it's hardwood floors. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"If you must know, it's hardwood floors.
There's no carpet there, bro." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
There's no carpet there, bro."
Go get you a little buzzer from Target - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Go get you a little buzzer from Target
[imitates razor buzzing] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
[imitates razor buzzing]
That's the no-fly zone, no-fly zone. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's the no-fly zone, no-fly zone.
Now people are like, "Huh? What are you talking about?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Now people are like, "Huh? What are you talking about?&...
We're this weird minority for some reason, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We're this weird minority for some reason,
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Like, black people like white people with a deficiency.