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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Hola, seniors." He thinks he's the shit

Hola, seniors." [humming and trilling] He thinks he's the shit

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Hola, seniors."
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[humming and trilling]
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He thinks he's the shit.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:41
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
Brad walks in heavy, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
Brad walks in heavy,
¿Habla español, señor? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
¿Habla español, señor?
That's good, good. That's good." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
That's good, good. That's good."
"There's no biblioteca in there. Where's the ban-yo? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"There's no biblioteca in there. Where's the ...
I don't know any of those words." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I don't know any of those words."
Meanwhile, I'm enjoying my plate of rice and "polo," - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Meanwhile, I'm enjoying my plate of rice and "polo...
It was fantastic, and then we got into that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It was fantastic, and then we got into that,
She was like, "What do you want to do about the last name?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
She was like, "What do you want to do about the last na...
I mean, I don't really care. I don't think I really care." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
I mean, I don't really care. I don't think I reall...
It's some male-ego bullshit, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It's some male-ego bullshit,
Last names--you used to give to somebody - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Last names--you used to give to somebody
Like, "This will all be yours one day." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Like, "This will all be yours one day."
I can't be like, "Son, this condominium - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
I can't be like, "Son, this condominium
But it's strange when I think about, like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
But it's strange when I think about, like,
Dave Shoemaker, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Dave Shoemaker,
But it's weird when you meet a white guy - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
But it's weird when you meet a white guy
'Cause you're like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
'Cause you're like,
They mean whatever they want - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
They mean whatever they want
She was like, "Cooler?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
She was like, "Cooler?"
[imitates squeaking] I knew it was over. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
[imitates squeaking] I knew it was over.