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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

I can't be like,"Son, this condominium will be yours when I die." Who gives a shit,...

I can't be like,
"Son, this condominium will be yours when I die." Who gives a shit, right?
There's not much to it

Full Transcript

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I can't be like, "Son, this condominium
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will be yours when I die."
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Who gives a shit, right? There's not much to it.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:21
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
But it's strange when I think about, like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
But it's strange when I think about, like,
Dave Shoemaker, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Dave Shoemaker,
But it's weird when you meet a white guy - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
But it's weird when you meet a white guy
'Cause you're like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
'Cause you're like,
They mean whatever they want - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
They mean whatever they want
She was like, "Cooler?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
She was like, "Cooler?"
[imitates squeaking] I knew it was over. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
[imitates squeaking] I knew it was over.
Three syllables-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Three syllables--
It was game over, but then she was like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:14
It was game over, but then she was like,
And she's like, "What's wrong with that?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
And she's like, "What's wrong with that?"...
What are you talking about, lady?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
What are you talking about, lady?"
[German accent] "We're here for the Eichelberger party, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[German accent] "We're here for the Eichelberger p...
"In the back of the room, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
"In the back of the room,
Thank you." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Thank you."
[laughs] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
[laughs]
[cheers and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:14
[cheers and applause]
[laughter] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
[laughter]
All of it that we make. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
All of it that we make.
If I had three seconds inside of a time machine, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
If I had three seconds inside of a time machine,
[imitates whooshing] "In the future, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[imitates whooshing] "In the future,