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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

I can't beat him physically." But I was like, "If I hada superpower right now, "you know,...

I can't beat him physically." But I was like, "If I had
a superpower right now, "you know, it wouldn't be to,
like, fly or be invisible

Full Transcript

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I can't beat him physically."
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But I was like, "If I had a superpower right now,
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"you know, it wouldn't be to, like, fly or be invisible.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:12
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
I would love to be able to throw acne on somebody." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:14
I would love to be able to throw acne on somebody."
Hit him all over the body, shoulder, bacne. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Hit him all over the body, shoulder, bacne.
Light him up, light him up. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Light him up, light him up.
Scar him physically and emotionally, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Scar him physically and emotionally,
If you're not laughing at that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
If you're not laughing at that,
This is ridiculous." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
This is ridiculous."
You're the ugliest version of yourself. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You're the ugliest version of yourself.
TBT them on Instagram, and you're like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
TBT them on Instagram, and you're like,
You are ugly at 14. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You are ugly at 14.
Teenagers are so gross to look at, hard to see. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Teenagers are so gross to look at, hard to see.
They're hard to see, bro. They're skinny. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
They're hard to see, bro. They're skinny.
[normal voice] They're wobbling all over - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[normal voice] They're wobbling all over
[groaning awkwardly] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[groaning awkwardly]
And you're telling me at this vulnerable point in your life, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
And you're telling me at this vulnerable point in your ...
"I'm gonna put some red pus bumps on his face. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"I'm gonna put some red pus bumps on his face.
Pus bump his face up." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Pus bump his face up."
"I can die from this medication." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
"I can die from this medication."
I can die from this medi-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I can die from this medi--
They slipped the sheet to my mother, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
They slipped the sheet to my mother,
[laughter] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
[laughter]