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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

I grew up herein downtown Chicago for half of my life in Chicago

I grew up here
in downtown Chicago for half of my life in Chicago

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I grew up here in downtown Chicago
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for half of my life in Chicago.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:54
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
We moved to the suburbs 'cause my sister was born, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
We moved to the suburbs 'cause my sister was born,
We'll fuck up one. That's okay." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
We'll fuck up one. That's okay."
They're, like, in the hot tub maybe. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
They're, like, in the hot tub maybe.
She used to make me say, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
She used to make me say,
"I pray the Lord my soul to keep, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:14
"I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
If I die before I wake up? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
If I die before I wake up?
I'm gonna die in the middle of the night, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
I'm gonna die in the middle of the night,
It's fine. Leave it." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
It's fine. Leave it."
I love her. She's the best in the world. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I love her. She's the best in the world.
I had so much Irish Catholic guilt when I was a kid, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
I had so much Irish Catholic guilt when I was a kid,
I would go, "Heads, yes, tails, no." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I would go, "Heads, yes, tails, no."
We got to go again. Let's see what happens." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
We got to go again. Let's see what happens."
Seriously, that's how, like, in my head I was - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Seriously, that's how, like, in my head I was
"If you're locking the doors inside of the house, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
"If you're locking the doors inside of the house,
That's how I realized - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
That's how I realized
I'm gonna put locks inside the house." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'm gonna put locks inside the house."
"We have locks on the outside of the house - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"We have locks on the outside of the house
There's no criminals inside of this house." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:11
There's no criminals inside of this house."
Anyway, I love being from this city, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Anyway, I love being from this city,
It's a little bit difficult, but the big difference is, like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
It's a little bit difficult, but the big difference is,...