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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

If you know anythingabout how shoes and pants work, anything at all, you know that these...

If you know anything
about how shoes and pants work, anything at all, you know that these men
took off their shoes, took off their pants
and underwear, and then put back on
their shoes

Full Transcript

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If you know anything about how shoes and pants work,
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anything at all,
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you know that these men took off their shoes,
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took off their pants and underwear,
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and then put back on their shoes.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:31
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
Come on. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Come on.
You did it again, black people. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You did it again, black people.
Numero uno. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Numero uno.
We need to clean up our minds, clean up our life. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We need to clean up our minds, clean up our life.
You know what I mean? Get clean, clean living. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You know what I mean? Get clean, clean living.
I'm trying to be in shape. I'm trying to do all that stuff. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I'm trying to be in shape. I'm trying to do all th...
You know, fast food, going to get fast food - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
You know, fast food, going to get fast food
It was like the same thing, like the exact same feeling. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It was like the same thing, like the exact same feeling.
You'll be looking on Google Maps to try to find out - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
You'll be looking on Google Maps to try to find out
You're like, "You up, McDonald's? You up?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
You're like, "You up, McDonald's? You up?&quo...
Give me them nuggets." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
Give me them nuggets."
You cruise over there, and on the way, you're like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
You cruise over there, and on the way, you're like,
"This is my favorite spot to go to at this time of night. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"This is my favorite spot to go to at this time of nigh...
That number two is my spot right now." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
That number two is my spot right now."
[laughter and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[laughter and applause]
Just like that, you're like... [munching] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
Just like that, you're like... [munching]
And when you're done, you get in the car - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
And when you're done, you get in the car
[imitates crying] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
[imitates crying]
It's a confidence thing about people. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
It's a confidence thing about people.
I was at a red light. A man hit me, okay? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I was at a red light. A man hit me, okay?