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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

I'm gonna put locksinside the house." She's like, "Michael,what are you doing?

I'm gonna put locks
inside the house." She's like, "Michael,
what are you doing?

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna put locks inside the house."
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She's like, "Michael, what are you doing?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:40
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
"We have locks on the outside of the house - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"We have locks on the outside of the house
There's no criminals inside of this house." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:11
There's no criminals inside of this house."
Anyway, I love being from this city, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Anyway, I love being from this city,
It's a little bit difficult, but the big difference is, like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
It's a little bit difficult, but the big difference is,...
That's why I'm out there. What are you talking about?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's why I'm out there. What are you talking abo...
It is. There's a lot of stuff that isn't better, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
It is. There's a lot of stuff that isn't better,
Feels like 68." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Feels like 68."
That's hope circulating in your body. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's hope circulating in your body.
I'll drop this bullshit gig and go do that tonight. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'll drop this bullshit gig and go do that tonight.
Back to you guys, man. It's nice, really nice out. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Back to you guys, man. It's nice, really nice out.
Like, you're never surprised by anything in Chicago, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Like, you're never surprised by anything in Chicago,
There's, like, a week when it's like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
There's, like, a week when it's like,
[applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
[applause]
So I feel bad for homeless people in Chicago, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
So I feel bad for homeless people in Chicago,
And I'll always do that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
And I'll always do that,
You don't have a calendar." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
You don't have a calendar."
I'm sure there's half-smoked cigarettes - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'm sure there's half-smoked cigarettes
They can move about, man. You know the birds? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
They can move about, man. You know the birds?
When they leave, follow those guys. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
When they leave, follow those guys.
Birds are born instinctively knowing, when it gets cold, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Birds are born instinctively knowing, when it gets cold,