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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

It'll be classy." That's some dumb shit

It'll be classy." That's some dumb shit

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It'll be classy."
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That's some dumb shit.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:30
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
We won't be as crazy as you think we're gonna be." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
We won't be as crazy as you think we're gonna be.&...
We're gonna do wine tasting." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
We're gonna do wine tasting."
I know they're blacking out on wine. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I know they're blacking out on wine.
I know they're getting purple toothed out, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I know they're getting purple toothed out,
[mumbling goofily] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[mumbling goofily]
Lie to me, you drunks... - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Lie to me, you drunks...
Trying to pretend like-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Trying to pretend like--
Stinky-foot grapes, that's all it is. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Stinky-foot grapes, that's all it is.
Go on a vineyard tour with her girlfriends. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Go on a vineyard tour with her girlfriends.
See, 'cause here's the thing about bachelorette parties. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
See, 'cause here's the thing about bachelorette pa...
I'm sure every girl in this room - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'm sure every girl in this room
I'm sure you're all stand-up citizens - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
I'm sure you're all stand-up citizens
Then you storm around town like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Then you storm around town like,
"These are dick glasses. They're dick shoes. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"These are dick glasses. They're dick shoes.
"It comes out of that shoe. [giggles] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
"It comes out of that shoe. [giggles]
Shame on you, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Shame on you,
It's unbelievable-- bachelorette parties - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
It's unbelievable-- bachelorette parties
These bitches work in HR during the day, but at night... - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
These bitches work in HR during the day, but at night...
Penis, penis, penis, penis." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Penis, penis, penis, penis."
You realize some little kid in China - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You realize some little kid in China