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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasureto introduce you to my grandson

Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure
to introduce you to my grandson

Full Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen,
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it gives me great pleasure to introduce you
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to my grandson...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:07
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
[cheers and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:12
[cheers and applause]
Chicago, Illinois, my hometown, how are you? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Chicago, Illinois, my hometown, how are you?
[cheers and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[cheers and applause]
My grandfather, who passed away, used to say-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:14
My grandfather, who passed away, used to say--
We came a long way. We're here. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
We came a long way. We're here.
I was listening to conversations, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
I was listening to conversations,
Over dere in Chi-cah-go. You know that? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Over dere in Chi-cah-go. You know that?
What a city. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
What a city.
Two men were in an argument, in just a verbal argument, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:22
Two men were in an argument, in just a verbal argument,
Comes up like, "You motherfucker." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Comes up like, "You motherfucker."
Guys have to stop saying it like that - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Guys have to stop saying it like that
You go, "Suck my dick." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You go, "Suck my dick."
You say it like it's a bad thing. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You say it like it's a bad thing.
"Suck my dick, please, if you have time. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"Suck my dick, please, if you have time.
I would love it a lot." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I would love it a lot."
That's a hard thing, to see your parents get older-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
That's a hard thing, to see your parents get older--
What are you gonna do for the weekend?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:13
What are you gonna do for the weekend?"
Tell her the truth, man. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Tell her the truth, man.
I don't know. Maybe not. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I don't know. Maybe not.
I grew up here in downtown Chicago - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I grew up here in downtown Chicago