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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Like, we should wake up, guys, and just be like,"Ah, tricked them

Like, we should wake up, guys, and just be like,
"Ah, tricked them

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Like, we should wake up, guys,
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and just be like, "Ah, tricked them.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:14
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
We got away with murder." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
We got away with murder."
[laughter and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
[laughter and applause]
Kiss me where I pee? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Kiss me where I pee?
How? How? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
How? How?
You know that place that you breathe and eat from? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You know that place that you breathe and eat from?
May I stuff my dick in there? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
May I stuff my dick in there?
Can I clog up your source of life with some flesh? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Can I clog up your source of life with some flesh?
I want to cork your life hole with my body. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I want to cork your life hole with my body.
Like, how did we ever even start the sexual chemistry - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Like, how did we ever even start the sexual chemistry
Here you go. A guy can go to a bar. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Here you go. A guy can go to a bar.
[mumbling] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[mumbling]
Baseline level, I want to put my body in your body. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Baseline level, I want to put my body in your body.
You're like, "Well, well, I work - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
You're like, "Well, well, I work
I'd like to put my body inside of your body." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
I'd like to put my body inside of your body."
You're just trying to put some of your body - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You're just trying to put some of your body
That's it. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
That's it.
Think about that-- that's a hard thing to do, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Think about that-- that's a hard thing to do,
How did a caveman say that when there was no language, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
How did a caveman say that when there was no language,
First of all, when you were a caveman, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
First of all, when you were a caveman,
[mumbling goofily] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
[mumbling goofily]