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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Come on, man.That's crazy

[mumbling goofily] Come on, man.
That's crazy

Full Transcript

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Come on, man. That's crazy.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:07
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
Like, I can't walk past a laptop without being like... - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Like, I can't walk past a laptop without being like...
"Ah, this is Best Buy. I got to go." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
"Ah, this is Best Buy. I got to go."
They get weird. [chuckles] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
They get weird. [chuckles]
The problem is-- with porn is, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
The problem is-- with porn is,
The way that these men throw a rope is remarkable. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
The way that these men throw a rope is remarkable.
They just... [imitates whooshing] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
They just... [imitates whooshing]
It gets to the surface, and it's like, "No, no. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
It gets to the surface, and it's like, "No, no.
Go back, go back." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Go back, go back."
It's like, "Sorry. We're here." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
It's like, "Sorry. We're here."
My wife--one night she was like, "Oh, come on my tits." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
My wife--one night she was like, "Oh, come on my tits.&...
Maybe your belly button, max... - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Maybe your belly button, max...
I've been watching a lot of black porn, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
I've been watching a lot of black porn,
Deep chocolate, 99% cacao chocolate. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Deep chocolate, 99% cacao chocolate.
I love watching black porn, love watch-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I love watching black porn, love watch--
The guys get to wear shoes... - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
The guys get to wear shoes...
On their feet. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
On their feet.
Men wear shoes on their feet. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Men wear shoes on their feet.
If you know anything about how shoes and pants work, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:18
If you know anything about how shoes and pants work,
Come on. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Come on.
You did it again, black people. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You did it again, black people.