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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Numero uno. I got the envy, man

Numero uno. I got the envy, man

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Numero uno.
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I got the envy, man.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:55
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
We need to clean up our minds, clean up our life. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We need to clean up our minds, clean up our life.
You know what I mean? Get clean, clean living. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You know what I mean? Get clean, clean living.
I'm trying to be in shape. I'm trying to do all that stuff. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I'm trying to be in shape. I'm trying to do all th...
You know, fast food, going to get fast food - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
You know, fast food, going to get fast food
It was like the same thing, like the exact same feeling. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
It was like the same thing, like the exact same feeling.
You'll be looking on Google Maps to try to find out - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
You'll be looking on Google Maps to try to find out
You're like, "You up, McDonald's? You up?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
You're like, "You up, McDonald's? You up?&quo...
Give me them nuggets." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
Give me them nuggets."
You cruise over there, and on the way, you're like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
You cruise over there, and on the way, you're like,
"This is my favorite spot to go to at this time of night. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"This is my favorite spot to go to at this time of nigh...
That number two is my spot right now." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
That number two is my spot right now."
[laughter and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[laughter and applause]
Just like that, you're like... [munching] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
Just like that, you're like... [munching]
And when you're done, you get in the car - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
And when you're done, you get in the car
[imitates crying] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
[imitates crying]
It's a confidence thing about people. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
It's a confidence thing about people.
I was at a red light. A man hit me, okay? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I was at a red light. A man hit me, okay?
Red light, skrrr, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Red light, skrrr,
Before I could say anything, he goes, "Hey, what the fuck?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Before I could say anything, he goes, "Hey, what the fu...
"I say that. That's me. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"I say that. That's me.