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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

Seriously, that's how, like,in my head I was about that God-is-watching-youtype of stuff

Seriously, that's how, like,
in my head I was about that God-is-watching-you
type of stuff

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Seriously, that's how, like, in my head I was
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about that God-is-watching-you type of stuff.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:01
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
"If you're locking the doors inside of the house, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:10
"If you're locking the doors inside of the house,
That's how I realized - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
That's how I realized
I'm gonna put locks inside the house." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'm gonna put locks inside the house."
"We have locks on the outside of the house - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"We have locks on the outside of the house
There's no criminals inside of this house." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:11
There's no criminals inside of this house."
Anyway, I love being from this city, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Anyway, I love being from this city,
It's a little bit difficult, but the big difference is, like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
It's a little bit difficult, but the big difference is,...
That's why I'm out there. What are you talking about?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's why I'm out there. What are you talking abo...
It is. There's a lot of stuff that isn't better, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
It is. There's a lot of stuff that isn't better,
Feels like 68." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Feels like 68."
That's hope circulating in your body. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's hope circulating in your body.
I'll drop this bullshit gig and go do that tonight. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'll drop this bullshit gig and go do that tonight.
Back to you guys, man. It's nice, really nice out. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Back to you guys, man. It's nice, really nice out.
Like, you're never surprised by anything in Chicago, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Like, you're never surprised by anything in Chicago,
There's, like, a week when it's like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
There's, like, a week when it's like,
[applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
[applause]
So I feel bad for homeless people in Chicago, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
So I feel bad for homeless people in Chicago,
And I'll always do that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
And I'll always do that,
You don't have a calendar." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
You don't have a calendar."
I'm sure there's half-smoked cigarettes - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'm sure there's half-smoked cigarettes