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That number two is my spot right now.
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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

That number twois my spot right now." That's a butt joke

That number two
is my spot right now." That's a butt joke

Full Transcript

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That number two is my spot right now."
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That's a butt joke.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:10
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
[laughter and applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[laughter and applause]
Just like that, you're like... [munching] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
Just like that, you're like... [munching]
And when you're done, you get in the car - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
And when you're done, you get in the car
[imitates crying] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
[imitates crying]
It's a confidence thing about people. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
It's a confidence thing about people.
I was at a red light. A man hit me, okay? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I was at a red light. A man hit me, okay?
Red light, skrrr, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Red light, skrrr,
Before I could say anything, he goes, "Hey, what the fuck?" - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Before I could say anything, he goes, "Hey, what the fu...
"I say that. That's me. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
"I say that. That's me.
You say, 'I'm sorry,' I feel like." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
You say, 'I'm sorry,' I feel like."
He was big, jacked up, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
He was big, jacked up,
I feel like that's some, like, "I don't give a-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
I feel like that's some, like, "I don't give ...
I'll cash out." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'll cash out."
This dude was in my face. I had no-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
This dude was in my face. I had no--
I can't beat him physically." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:11
I can't beat him physically."
I would love to be able to throw acne on somebody." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:14
I would love to be able to throw acne on somebody."
Hit him all over the body, shoulder, bacne. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Hit him all over the body, shoulder, bacne.
Light him up, light him up. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Light him up, light him up.
Scar him physically and emotionally, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Scar him physically and emotionally,
If you're not laughing at that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
If you're not laughing at that,