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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

That's why I'm out there.What are you talking about?" It's always better.It's always...

That's why I'm out there.
What are you talking about?" It's always better.
It's always better

Full Transcript

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That's why I'm out there. What are you talking about?"
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It's always better. It's always better.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:32
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
It is. There's a lot of stuff that isn't better, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
It is. There's a lot of stuff that isn't better,
Feels like 68." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Feels like 68."
That's hope circulating in your body. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
That's hope circulating in your body.
I'll drop this bullshit gig and go do that tonight. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'll drop this bullshit gig and go do that tonight.
Back to you guys, man. It's nice, really nice out. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Back to you guys, man. It's nice, really nice out.
Like, you're never surprised by anything in Chicago, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Like, you're never surprised by anything in Chicago,
There's, like, a week when it's like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
There's, like, a week when it's like,
[applause] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
[applause]
So I feel bad for homeless people in Chicago, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
So I feel bad for homeless people in Chicago,
And I'll always do that, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
And I'll always do that,
You don't have a calendar." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
You don't have a calendar."
I'm sure there's half-smoked cigarettes - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I'm sure there's half-smoked cigarettes
They can move about, man. You know the birds? - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
They can move about, man. You know the birds?
When they leave, follow those guys. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
When they leave, follow those guys.
Birds are born instinctively knowing, when it gets cold, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Birds are born instinctively knowing, when it gets cold,
Why are we here? This is ridiculous." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
Why are we here? This is ridiculous."
I don't give a shit, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I don't give a shit,
Came out of a restaurant, had some leftovers, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
Came out of a restaurant, had some leftovers,
And the homeless guy looks up at me, and he says, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:09
And the homeless guy looks up at me, and he says,
What are you, gluten-free? Eat the food. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
What are you, gluten-free? Eat the food.