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Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage

This is ridiculous." Here you are,13, 14 years old

This is ridiculous." Here you are,
13, 14 years old

Full Transcript

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This is ridiculous."
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Here you are, 13, 14 years old.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:10
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment,Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Half Mick, half WOP, hard-headed comedian Andrew Santino returns to his Chicago hometown for a stand-up special with the authentic taste of a city made of Italian beef, Old Style and deep dish. Shot at the historic Vic Theater, Santino touches on everything from growing up thinking he was black and a disgust with bachelorette parties, to his bouts with severe acne and male porn stars envy.
You're the ugliest version of yourself. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
You're the ugliest version of yourself.
TBT them on Instagram, and you're like, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
TBT them on Instagram, and you're like,
You are ugly at 14. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
You are ugly at 14.
Teenagers are so gross to look at, hard to see. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
Teenagers are so gross to look at, hard to see.
They're hard to see, bro. They're skinny. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
They're hard to see, bro. They're skinny.
[normal voice] They're wobbling all over - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[normal voice] They're wobbling all over
[groaning awkwardly] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:06
[groaning awkwardly]
And you're telling me at this vulnerable point in your life, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
And you're telling me at this vulnerable point in your ...
"I'm gonna put some red pus bumps on his face. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:04
"I'm gonna put some red pus bumps on his face.
Pus bump his face up." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
Pus bump his face up."
"I can die from this medication." - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
"I can die from this medication."
I can die from this medi-- - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
I can die from this medi--
They slipped the sheet to my mother, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
They slipped the sheet to my mother,
[laughter] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
[laughter]
[chuckles] - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
[chuckles]
When I was in high school, I played basketball - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:15
When I was in high school, I played basketball
When I played basketball, I made the JV team pretty early on, - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
When I played basketball, I made the JV team pretty early on...
In the summer league, you had to play all the other schools - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:07
In the summer league, you had to play all the other schools
We went out to West Aurora - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:08
We went out to West Aurora
We were a some-black school. They were gonna beat us. - Andrew Santino: Home Field Advantage 00:05
We were a some-black school. They were gonna beat us.